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Odd Things at THHS

These are some things that bug me about my high school.

Why is it against the rules to eat in classrooms, but we have lunch labs which allow us to eat in the classrooms. Is it just me, or is that rule contradicting itself?

We are not allowed to wear hats in the building, yet we celebrate a so-called spirit day called "Hat Day" which allows us to wear hats in the building. Another contradicting rule, no?

We are not allowed to have beepers, cell phones, walkmans and/or CD players in the building, but after school is over, they are allowed. Let me get this straight, we cannot bring them to school, but as soon as the final bell rings, they miraculously appear in our lockers, eh? Interesting, no?

It is also really sad how students are not allowed to use the elevators during school, but after school it is permitted. Is it a sin to use them during school? I think not.

VOCABULARY:
If I asked you to define the word "band", you would probably say, a rubber band or an orchestra of musical players. But in THHS, a band is another school's period.

Every normal school has a term paper, but no, THHS has collaterals (the THHS word for term papers). The word makes it sound worse, huh?

Sundial Rotating

AS the clock ticks like sand through the hourglass, these are the days of our lives.

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than  100%? We
have all been to those meetings where someone wants over  100%. How about
achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might  prove helpful. What
makes life 100%

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But.............

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

and.............

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And look how far

A S S K I S S I   N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 =118%

will take you.
 
That's how to survive at THHS.