1) I have learned that when you are in love, it shows.
2) I have learned that life is like a roll of
toilet paper; the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
3)I have learned that money does not buy class.
4)I
have learned that the Lord did not do it in one day. What makes me think I can?
5) I have learned that no one is perfect
until you fall in love with them (and thus Kruti is perfect) <---oops. [Did I write that out loud?]
6) I have learned
that one should keep his words doft and tender because tomorrow, he might have to eat them.
7) I have learned that everyone
wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the growth and happiness occurs while climbing it.
Copyright Roger Sukhraj
2001-2004
1) The following statement is true.
The above statement is false.
2) The future will soon be a thing of the past.
3) Professional soldiers are people who die for a living.
4) No one ever knows what's next but they always do it.
5) If I ever lose my mind, i hope some honest person will find it and take it to the lost and found.
6) I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.
7) I think I am, therefore I am, I think.
8) A crumbs is a great thing. If you break a crumb in half you don't get two half crumbs, you get two crumbs.
Doesn't that violate some law of physics?
9) The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
10) When people say "clean as a whistle," they forget that a whistle is full of spit.
11) Just when I discovered the meaning of life, it changed.
12) I was once talking with a woman who told me she had a yeast infection. So I asked her to bake me a loaf
of bread.
13) When you step on the brakes, your life is in your foot's hands.
14) An art thief is a man who takes pictures.
15) Electricity is just oraganized lighting.
Copyright 2002-2004 Roger Sukhraj
